A Waste of Money

Why do we buy him toys?

In the past few weeks, he has been very content to gnaw on, grab, poke, and otherwise explore:
-an empty water bottle
-a free balloon from the grocery store
-my hair clip
-all of our remote controls
-my keys
-NewDotDad’s keys
-the cats
-the knobs on the drawers of our entertainment center

So I ask you, why has anyone spent their hard-earned money buying blocks, stuffed animals, teethers, bath toys, or balls for NewDotBaby? He’s the ultimate Green Machine – it’s all about found objects, man!!!


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